I Hate The Killers

13 08 2008

Fuck ‘em. Fuck ‘em up their stupid asses. I’m watching the Olympics and I saw this commercial:

And I said, “Oooh, what’s that song? It sounds like some old War jam from the 1970s or something awesome!” So I googled the lyrics and I found out that it’s the goddamn Killers.

Why do I hate them so much? The same reason I hate Coldplay – their music is a completely soulless derivation of all these really good bands. This was their modus operandi from the beginning: take “Somebody Told Me,” okay? Dance-infused, disco-inspired beat, sort of witty gender-bending wordplay in the chorus. Yeah, okay, not my groove, but that’s fine.

The Killers – Somebody Told Me

Now witness Blur’s “Girls & Boys” from 1994, a full NINE YEARS EARLIER. Dance-infused, disco-inspired beat? Check. Sort of witty gender-bending wordplay in the chorus? Check. What’s the difference? Well, the Blur song is actually GOOD. And this was around a whole decade before the Killers decided to shit around and copy them wholesale.

Blur – Girls & Boys

And, I gotta say, you guys think you can grow mustaches?

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You can’t grow mustaches. Fuckers.


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4 responses

21 08 2008
meena

omg. i heart this entry. ahhh!

26 08 2008
Jason

dude, first of all. “somebody told me” wasn’t even that great of a song, i hate it when people compare with that or “Mr. Brightside”. Listen to thier other songs!
They are a great band, who honestly may be the best band of this generation, and I hate the fact that people fucking call them emo. WTF?! NO! Brandon Flowers (Lead Singer) HATES EMO! He hates Falloutboy, Greenday, etc. They have something going for them, for instance they’re “murder trilogy”. Which consists of three of thier songs which tell a really good story.

“Leave the Bourbon on the Shelf”
“Midnight Show”
“Jenny, Was a Friend of Mine”

listen to thier other songs. They’re a great band!!!

30 08 2008
None

Dude, this post is fucking stupid. I will start out by saying that the Killers do, in fact, suck. But look at what you’re saying. You heard one of their songs on the commercial, and before you knew who it was, you thought it was awesome. Once you found out it was the Killers, you hated it. You call them “soulless” and “derivative” but you thought they were great when you thought it was “War or something.”

Your taste in music sucks by the way. Another one lost on the indie bandwagon.

13 04 2009
The Killers Fan

BITCH! Go fuck yourself if you hate The Killers. THEY FUCKING ROCK!
Go be a bitch..ok,but,DON’T BE FUCKING HATING ON THE KILLERS!
They Rock.You Suck.They are love.You are hate.
THIS POST IS FUCKIN’ S-T-U-P-I-D. Don’t hate the worlds BEST band.That’s like….saying you’re gay. This post was actually saying: I’m Gay,blah,blah.
That’s the point.
Nobody hates The Killers.
Nobody hates The Killers.
Everybody hates this post.
Well…Killers’ fans do anyways…
IF YOU HATE THE KILLERS,…You’re all a fuckin’ douche…I hope you realize that,sweeties ;)
-Honey and Honeys, GET a life and LIVE it. Leave The Killers alone. Nobody wants to be hated,you don’t either.
So if you reply to this post,you’re simply telling the readers that you are fucking stupid.
Don’t say “Oh learn how to spell,Ass.”
Because that is weak.
I am not weak.
Good Day,fellow douche.

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